So you just spent $2,000 of mom and dad's money on a brand new MacBook Pro. You're an anthropology major with no real interest in computing, and you will only be using it for e-mail and basic word processing. You really only needed a cheap Dell laptop for that, but that black matte finish matched your North Face and Uggs so well, you couldn't help yourself!
Now that you have this prohibitively expensive piece of technology, it's time to show it off.…