Bball hope...and despair
Although the Cardiac ‘Cats usually refers to football, the NU men's basketball kept fans on their toes when they squeaked out a 71-70 win over Illinois on Saturday. The Wildcats failed to continue the momentum, falling to Michigan 75-66 on Wednesday.
Beware of Greeks Bearing Gifts
NU's new pledge class of frat stars and sorostitutes experienced their first full-blown Greek event Friday. Chug and try not to puke—the hormone-infused night was filled with sloppy snogs and even sloppier seconds.
News Travels Fasterik
Raunchy, always funny a cappella group Asterik performed their "last show ever." But to the largely plastered audience's minimal surprise, the all-male group announced they will, in fact, continue delighting the masses with homoeroticized Taylor Swift covers.
Reduce, Reuse… Whoops.
Two mighty forces collided last week when Green Cup met Snowpocalypse. In a cruel ironic twist, dining halls busted out the Styrofoam dishes on the first day of the conservation contest.
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